Honest Mottos for Every State

South Dakota's license plate reads, "Great Faces. Great Places." West Viginia's once said, "Almost Heaven." Time for some truth in advertising.
By Jordan Burchette
Maxim.com

MASSACHUSETTS


"It's Like a Cute Little New York."

 


MICHIGAN


"You Can't Go Bust if You Never Go Boom!"

 


MINNESOTA


"Cold as Fuck."

 


MISSISSIPPI


"If You Can Read This... Could You Tell Us What It Says?"

 


MISSOURI


"Neither Here Nor There."

 


MONTANA


"Escape 15 Miles per Hour Faster!"

 


NEBRASKA


"You Can't Get From South Dakota to Kansas Without It!"

 


NEVADA


"More Titties!"

 


NEW HAMPSHIRE


"It's the One to Visit When You're Visiting More Than One."

 


NEW JERSEY


"Blame Your Farts on Us."




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