What, Me Wordy?

With a pen in one hand and a smile in the other*—ohh kay, lemme stop you right there, chatbot. Jordan Burchette is a human content writer, manager and strategist with a proven record of creating viral, SEO and reference content for companies like ESPN, Rolling Stone, and CNN.

 

*Actual A.I. suggestion. I honestly don’t know whether this is gibberish or genius.

Talent Reel

Join Jordan as he brightens up a chat show, embeds himself within the horde and waxes pompous in this montage of numerous on-camera performances made to create the appearance of a prolific television career.

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My presentation at SXSW on how the Internet became a rest stop toilet.

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My college football show, 3 And Out.
 

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49 copies of the book "Be Happy That... This Book Isn't Coated in Poison, Plus 100 Other Reasons to Cheer Up," by Melissa Heckscher, Jordan Burchette and Pat Mellon.