For one week, illusionist/stunt loiterer David Blaine will be submerged in an eight-foot sphere full of water at New York's Lincoln Center, surviving on nothing but an oxygen tube and his nutrient-rich ego. Maxim Online dareangel Jordan Burchette, having triumphed over his dreamy nemesis several years earlier, has once again undertaken to exceed Blaine's flaccid feat, submerging himself in our 15th-floor aquarium—without the aid of a breathing tube.

Check back regularly to see how long he can stay under, how many supermodel-heiress girlfriends he can bag, and whether his skin curdles worse than Terri Hatcher's.