Talent Reel (3:43)

Join Jordan as he brightens up a chat show, embeds himself within the horde and waxes pompous in this montage of numerous on-camera performances made to create the appearance of a prolific television career.

• THE WRAP
  

  Wrap Trends: Hollywood's Most Hilarious, Horrifying and/or Humiliating Stories

  If it’s buzzy, newsy and/or plays for SEO purposes, TheWrap’s ongoing video series is on it like white on its host.

• PANASONIC LIVE@CES
  

  Panasonic Live @ CES: Ed Begley Jr. Interview (11:57)

  The environmental actor-vist looked eco suave for this interview during Jordan's 12,000-hour live coverage of the Consumer Electronics Show.

• THE TODAY SHOW
  

  The Today Show: Relationship Myths (6:06)

  Jordan goes mano-a-menstrual with Tango magazine's Marnie Hanel to debate the misconceptions held by both sexes.

• CSTV (CBS SPORTS NETWORK)
  

  CBS Sports Network: The Game Name Game

  TV networks struggle constantly to put a marketable name to college football's every weekly plot twist. Jordan charitably offers new suggestions.

• PANASONIC LIVE@CES
  

  Panasonic Live @ CES: Battle of the Sexes (18:18)

  Techlicious founder Suzanne Kantra tangled with Jordan over how men and women differ on consumer electronics and, boy, was it 18 minutes long.

• MAXIM

  iPhone Commercial Parody (00:50)

  Jordan portrays the quintessential iPhone adopter.
   
   
   
   

• MAXIM

  Hurricane Katrina: Six Months Later (2:35)

  Reporting from on the ground in New Orleans, Jordan takes a tipsy and unbalanced look at recovery efforts in the aftermath of the hurricane.
   

• MAXIM

  Interview: Drew Brees (4:12)

  The New Orleans Saints slinger shares with Jordan his unique insights on... pedicures and breakfast cereal?
   
   

• THE TODAY SHOW
  

  The Today Show: Holiday Gifts (4:12)

  How will you know what to buy for your loved ones this holiday season if Jordan doesn't tell you? First watch, then commence consuming!

• CSTV (CBS SPORTS NETWORK)
  

  The Sport Politic: Camp Pain (4:09)

  Jordan handicaps the U.S. Presidential Campaign of the Handicapped.
   

On-Camera

• Watch my presentation at SXSW on why the Internet is a rest stop toilet.
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• Or carry my college football show, 3 And Out!
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• Or buy 49 copies of the book "Be Happy That... This Book Isn't Coated in Poison, Plus 100 Other Reasons to Cheer Up," by Melissa Heckscher, Jordan Burchette and Pat Mellon.
  
  Click here to view a sample!

Featured Work

• Beautiful Photos of Homeless People
• Adrian Peterson and the Subjectivity of Savagery
• Script: Clio Awards Hosted by Lewis Black
• 9 True College Football Stories That Should Be Movies
• Honest Mottos for Every U.S. State
• 8 Movie Sex Cliches That Never Happen in Real Life (Thankfully)
• The Dumbest Things About Flying
• This Is What It's Like When the Assad Regime Comes for You
• The World's Sexiest Accents
• Does Hating These Movies Make You a Bad Person?
• NY Comic Con: Flabby Versions of your Favorite Superheroes!
• America's Best Beer Towns

Fellow Proletarians

• Phoenix Productions
• Josh Turk, interactive designer
• Chuck Thompson, author
• Somewhere in Utah Productions
• Derek Reed, photographer
• The Bikini Bandit
• 9.14 Pictures