Honest Mottos for Every State

South Dakota's license plate reads, "Great Faces. Great Places." West Viginia's once said, "Almost Heaven." Time for some truth in advertising.
By Jordan Burchette
Maxim.com

NEW MEXICO


"Beats the Hell out of Old Mexico."

 


NEW YORK


"Mall of America."

 


NORTH CAROLINA


"Do We Really Need Two Carolinas?"

 


NORTH DAKOTA


"We Don't Even Live Here."

 


OHIO


"Fine, Here's Our Lunch Money."

 


OKLAHOMA


"Did We Need to Take All the Indians' Land?"

 


OREGON


"Need Anything Protested?"

 


PENNSYLVANIA


"West Virginia With Cleaner Fingernails."

 


RHODE ISLAND


"Where Everybody Knows Your Name. Because There are Seven of Us."

 


SOUTH CAROLINA


"North Carolina's BFF."




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