Honest Mottos for Every State

South Dakota's license plate reads, "Great Faces. Great Places." West Viginia's once said, "Almost Heaven." Time for some truth in advertising.
By Jordan Burchette
Maxim.com

SOUTH DAKOTA


"Where Canadians Escape the Cold."

 


TENNESSEE


"A Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong."

 


TEXAS


"Now 30 Percent Fatter than Pennsylvania."

 


UTAH


"My Other Car Is My Other Wife."

 


VERMONT


"If You Haven't Seen It Before, It's New to You!"

 


VIRGINIA


"Only Technically Related to West Virginia."

 


WASHINGTON


"© Microsoft."

 


WEST VIRGINIA


"Deliverance Was a Documentary."

 


WISCONSIN


"When the Cheese Runs out, We'll Eat Illinois."

 


WYOMING


"See You Later!"




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