Macy's Parade Balloons We'd Actually Tune In to See
Every year, we have a pet name for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade: "Sleeping in." But if they were to update some of their balloons, we might just start tuning in...
Say, instead of Scooby Doo... his cousin Scooby
Dum!
Instead of Public Broadcasting's Arthur... Dudley
Moore's Arthur!
Instead of Snoopy... his older brother Spike!
Instead of Sonic the Hedgehog... porn's infamous
hedgehog, Ron Jeremy!
Instead of Underdog... Underdog... Lady!
Instead of Big Bird... the Muppet with AIDS!