CSTV's Crystal Ball: The Game Name Game (4:09)

"Shakedown Saturday!" "Separation Saturday!!" "Sacks and All You Can Eat Shrimp Saturday!!!" TV networks struggle constantly to put a marketable name to college football's every weekly plot twist. Jordan charitably offers new suggestions.

Videos

• Watch my presentation at SXSW on why the Internet is a rest stop toilet.
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• Or carry my college football show, 3 And Out!
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• Or buy 49 copies of the book "Be Happy That... This Book Isn't Coated in Poison, Plus 100 Other Reasons to Cheer Up," by Melissa Heckscher, Jordan Burchette and Pat Mellon.
  
  Click here to view a sample!

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