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  • Saucony Kinvara Promo (00:10)

    This frontrunner in free running needed a brief ID for its new barefoot-inspired footwear. They got me and a Japanese horror movie interlude instead.

  • Maxim.com Homepage Video with Ghostface Killah (00:37)

    Ghost Deini and I team up to drive users to Maxim's web site by the dozens.



  • Las Vegas SUPERDRAFT (00:31)

    If you were in Vegas during fantasy football draft season, there was no escaping my relentless calls to partake in the inaugural SUPERDRAFT event.

  • "Maxim Super Cars:" Star Cars (1:21)

    I reach all new depths of annoying in this segment on celebrity rides.


  • Stuff Magazine Commercial (00:18)

    National TV viewers were powerless to ignore my demands to go out and buy Stuff's latest issue. The magazine sold 290,000,000 copies that month.

  • Muscle Bock Ultra Commercial (00:54)

    You want a beer that's in step with your active lifestyle. You want Muscle Bock Ultra Performance Lager.

  • "Maxim Super Cars" Opener (00:31)

    My vocal duties for this hour-long special produced for the Speed Channel began with this intro.

Voice

  • Watch my presentation at SXSW on why the Internet is a rest stop toilet.
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  • Or carry my college football show, 3 And Out!
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  • Or buy 49 copies of the book "Be Happy That... This Book Isn't Coated in Poison, Plus 100 Other Reasons to Cheer Up," by Melissa Heckscher, Jordan Burchette and Pat Mellon.

    Click here to view a sample!

Featured Work

  • Beautiful Photos of Homeless People
  • Adrian Peterson and the Subjectivity of Savagery
  • Script: Clio Awards Hosted by Lewis Black
  • 9 True College Football Stories That Should Be Movies
  • Honest Mottos for Every U.S. State
  • 8 Movie Sex Cliches That Never Happen in Real Life (Thankfully)
  • The Dumbest Things About Flying
  • This Is What It's Like When the Assad Regime Comes for You
  • The World's Sexiest Accents
  • Does Hating These Movies Make You a Bad Person?
  • NY Comic Con: Flabby Versions of your Favorite Superheroes!
  • America's Best Beer Towns

Fellow Proletarians

  • Phoenix Productions
  • Josh Turk, interactive designer
  • Chuck Thompson, author
  • Somewhere in Utah Productions
  • Derek Reed, photographer
  • The Bikini Bandit
  • 9.14 Pictures
 

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