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Voiceover: Saucony Kinvara (00:10)

This frontrunner in free running needed a brief ID for its new barefoot-inspired footwear. They got me and a Japanese horror movie interlude instead.

 


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Featured Work

  • Beautiful Photos of Homeless People
  • Adrian Peterson and the Subjectivity of Savagery
  • Script: Clio Awards Hosted by Lewis Black
  • 9 True College Football Stories That Should Be Movies
  • Honest Mottos for Every U.S. State
  • 8 Movie Sex Cliches That Never Happen in Real Life (Thankfully)
  • The Dumbest Things About Flying
  • This Is What It's Like When the Assad Regime Comes for You
  • The World's Sexiest Accents
  • Does Hating These Movies Make You a Bad Person?
  • NY Comic Con: Flabby Versions of your Favorite Superheroes!
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Fellow Proletarians

  • Phoenix Productions
  • Josh Turk, interactive designer
  • Chuck Thompson, author
  • Somewhere in Utah Productions
  • Derek Reed, photographer
  • The Bikini Bandit
  • 9.14 Pictures
 

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