SPORTS
Think there's a LeBron James or Peyton Manning joke you haven't heard yet? Think again!
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The Worldwide Cheerleader: ESPN and the College Football Playoff
SEC favoritism is more epidemic than ebola, and it's all puppet-strung by ESPN’s inescapable, weighted coverage of college football.
Go Inside Trea Turner
Don't worry, I only make it as far as the all-star shortstop's head.
Olympic Curling: More than Just Hot Chicks
Don't be seduced by the alarming amount of arm visible during these Winter Games—these women really know how to pick up around the House!
9 True College Football Stories That Should Be Movies
The Blind Side exposed a mild fan interest in college football movies. Time to run this genre down moviegoers' throats!
ESPN Classic Bowl Moments
Live, relive or unlive the 1979 and 1981 Sugar, 1985 and 1992 Fiesta and 1988 Rose Bowls in these flashbacks with the players who won them.
Golden Showers of Praise for Tim Tebow
Middle-aged men usually have to loiter around airport bathrooms to drizzle this much love on young men.
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Adrian Peterson and the Subjectivity of Savagery
Peterson's case casts a spotlight on the NFL, yet our corporal punishment laws remain in the shadows.
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Recycled Rage: Ray Rice and the NFL's Righteous Indignation
Be angered by the ex-Raven's actions, but don't forget about the league's handling of violence against women.
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Could Urban Meyer Have Prevented the Murder of Odin Lloyd
Urban Meyer claims to have done everything in his power to discipline Aaron Hernandez. He forgot that penalizing him playing time was within his power.
Earls of Hurl: Gaylord Perry
I grabbed a moment from each living member of baseball's exclusive 3,000-strikeout club. A moment neither of them will ever get back.
The NFL, Brought to You By Other People
In lieu of any chance of attending the Super Bowl, the masses get a glimpse into the action-packed branding of its sponsors with The NFL Experience.
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Is Richie Incognito the One Getting Bullied?
If you’ve never made a terrible comment to a friend in jest your entire life, you might be tied for the most boring person on earth.
Maxim's College Football Preview
Every weekend boasts a bowl-worthy game. But in a sea of helmet-clashing awesomeness, who’s to say which games rule? We are.
Earls of Hurl: Tom Seaver
I grabbed a moment from each living member of baseball's exclusive 3,000-strikeout club. A moment neither of them will ever get back.
JoBu's Annual Defense of the BCS
I'm no more tired of answering for college football's postseason than college basketball fans are tired of trying to change it.
Sports Injury: Knuckle Sandjanowich
This running start by Kermit Washington got Rudy T-boned in an infamous 1977 tilt between the Lakers and the Rockets.
English Muffing
While the acrimony shared by the Crimson Tide and the Volunteers isn’t quite the same sentiment shared between the U.S. and Britain, there are striking similarities...
College Football Superiority Arguments
Today’s professional football player is a fragile, mollycoddled, histrionic stage queen starving for attention and acceptance like a stripper in Under Armour pasties.
Beautiful Photos of Homeless People
Adrian Peterson and the Subjectivity of Savagery
Script: Clio Awards Hosted by Lewis Black
9 True College Football Stories That Should Be Movies
Honest Mottos for Every U.S. State
8 Movie Sex Cliches That Never Happen in Real Life (Thankfully)
The Dumbest Things About Flying
This Is What It's Like When the Assad Regime Comes for You
The World's Sexiest Accents
Does Hating These Movies Make You a Bad Person?
NY Comic Con: Flabby Versions of your Favorite Superheroes!
America's Best Beer Towns